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Saturday, 1 January 2011


1 Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and youneed to shut up.

2 Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes towatch the game before helping around the house.

3  Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4  Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5  Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6  That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7  Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT says' you're welcome ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8  Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

9  Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do severaltimes, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Lelabi :Wow,Power of women..*sigh*


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